Inspire the next Pol Roger x Heath cartoon and win a magnum in time for Christmas

Have you ever dreamt of having your ideas printed in the magazine? Here’s your chance to be a part of the iconic Pol Roger series of adverts drawn by our beloved Heath.

The rules are simple; come up with a word or phrase with ‘Pol’ in it that evokes the sparkle and charm of Winston Churchill’s favourite champagne house. Puns, innuendos and double entendres are all welcome. The best will be chosen by Pol Roger themselves and drawn by Spectator cartoonist Michael Heath to be printed in the magazine.

Even if you aren’t chosen, you’ll still be entered into a prize draw to win a magnum of Pol Roger.

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Previous cartoons for inspiration and that must not to be repeated:

Acropolis    Ahead in the Polls    Anthropology    Apollo    Apologies    Escapologist    Flagpole    French Polish    Interpol    Maypole    Metropolis    Monopoly    Nail Polish    Napoleon    Neapolitan    North Pole    Opinion Poll    Polar Explorer    Pole Dancing    Pole Position    Pole Vault    Polecat    Police    Police Wanted Poster    Polite Company    Politesse    Political Intrigue    Politically Correct    Polkadot Bikini    Pollinate    Polling Station    Pollster    Polo Neck    Poltergeist    Poly Kala    Polygamy    Polyglot    Polygraph    Polymath    Pretty Polly    Spit and Polish    Trampoline    Unpolluted    Waterpolo

Terms & conditions: The closing date for the competition is noon on Friday 4 December 2026. Entrants must be aged 18 and over, overseas entrants are permitted but delivery of the prize must be to a UK address. Only one entry per person is permitted. One subscriber will be drawn at random to win a magnum of Pol Roger Brut Reserve, valued at over £100 and delivered to a UK address. No cash alternative will be offered.